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Early Life
Vi1c3nt- (Vincent) Vincent’s early life was full of hardships. When he was 9 months old, his parents mistook him for a football size turd and promptly crammed him into the toilet, casting him into the sewers to never be seen by his parents again. His life in the Sewers of Beijing was very typical for a Chinese "man". He was raised by a pack of irradiated and deformed sewer coyotes, who taught him to hunt sewer rats to survive. When Xi Jinping's luck shined upon Vincent, he would be lucky enough to find a corn-filled turd to satiate his hunger. At the age of 12, Vincent’s talent for diving into the polluted waters of the Beijing's sewers would land him a job collecting oil from the sewer for local restaurants in exchange for 3 cents USD an hour. At the age of 16, Vincent was placed into a Chinese death camp for attempting to steal a dog from a local aristocrat to eat it. After serving his 2 year sentence in the Chinese salt mines, Vincent was sold to a sex trafficking ring in the eastern United States. Many have hypothesized that his career as a "massage artist" (prostitute) at a young age turned him into the pedophile he is today. It is also theorized that the reason the is a furry fag that we know and """"""""""""""""""""love"""""""""""""""""""" today may have something to do with him being raised by irradiated and deformed sewer coyotes.

List of every STD he has

 * 1) Chlamydia
 * 2) Genital Herpes
 * 3) HIV
 * 4) AIDS
 * 5) HPV
 * 6) Hepatitis